"Ma’am, could you help me buy some sexy lingerie for Harriet? She’s about 'this big'”. (by CharS)		"No, Sir, I have NO idea who could have loaded "BALD MEN MAKE BETTER LOVERS" screensavers on all the computers at JAG." (by CatMom)
	"Excuse me but I'm married...that means this Bud is not for you!" (by RC)
Harm: "Have "I" told you lately that I love you? no. not right... Have I TOLD you lately that I .. no.. that's not good either.. Have I told YOU lately.. no.. Sigh. Bud, maybe if I SING it to her..."  Bud: "Sir, people are staring. Can you practice with someone ELSE now?" (by Lu)		"Bud... for HEAVEN'S SAKE! Do you REALLY need the 'Dr. Ruth's Instruction Manual'?" (by Lu)
	Bud: "Mr. Webb, under this coat is all the info I have gathered on Lt. Singer for the last 3 yrs. There is no doubt she IS an alien." Webb: "No thanks, Mr. Roberts, I have my own intel...we're betting on the Colonel." Bud: "You're kidding? It's the time thing right?" Webb: "No, it's the Rabb thing." (by Trish)
Bud: "Live long and prosper,Commander." Harm: "Peace and long life to you, Bud." (by LisaR)		"Harm. Bud pinched my butt again! " (by Dee)
	"Man, Harriet was right. These silk panties ARE binding." (by Trish)
Bud to Manetti: "I thought you said he was bringing pizza!" (by Dee)		Bud: "I don't care what Renee said, I'm not the Pillsbury Dough boy! Please quit poking my tummy!" (by PB)
	AJ - " Well dad if you just put the nanite fluctuator into the trilithum crystal data board interface you can reach transwarp without the usual 5 minute warm up." (by TC)
Harm..."Bud! What the heck is this?" Bud..."It's the Harmy board sir. That RDOL and her minions want you BAD!!" Harm..."Bare Harm? Pffft!! NOT in this lifetime!!" (by Trish)		Mac to Bud: "What do you say we ditch this meeting and go see a movie?" (byDee)
	Sturgis: "Admiral, Mr. Roberts and I have come to an impass sir." Bud: " It is NOT an impass, Captain Kirk IS the best captain the Enterprise has ever had" Sturgis: "You're wrong Bud, it has got to be Picard, hands down" Bud: "Sturgis, you are a butthead." (by Trish)
"Dear Lt. Roberts; We regret to inform you that your membership in the BLA has been denied. Enclosed, please find your membership dues check, which we are returning to you." (by John H.)		Bud: "I better get out of here! Last time I was between two people this mad, I got my jaw broke!" (by Frances)
	Mic: Look at what I got Bud! Harm's wallet! Bud: Check this out! All the pictures in here are of himself! Man, I wonder if all fighter pilots are this vain! Wait until the gang back at home hears about this. Hee hee...Harm: Hey, is that my wallet they're looking at? Damn, it is! Oh you are so going to pay for this Brumby! (by LisaR)
Bud "Listen Dad Mac is Harm's babe, Harriet's mine, so no grabbing there butts this year, but Lt. Singer is all yours!!!" Big Bud "But But son that is no fair" Bud "That is a order MASTER CHIEF!" Big Bud "Yes Sir." (by Captain Cee)		Bud: "Sir, I'm telling you. That is NOT the way to get Webb off the Colonel's scent." Harm: " Yeah, well, maybe if I turn Senior Stallion into a gelding he will think twice before wandering into my pasture again!!" Bud: " Yikes!! I'm outta here." (by Trish)
	“No, Sir.The Major didn’t say ANYTHING to me about your secret JayJay the Jet Plane underoos. Perhaps you should just not wear them with your dress white pants….” (by Luoodles)
Bud: "I don't suppose now would be a good time to ask if I can have the guys over on Saturday night?" (by Katherine)		Sturgis... "Bud, I know you haven't seen the Admiral yet, but whatever you do, tell him he looks great and don't laugh!" Sturgis leans in closer and whispers,"Meredith bought him a toupee and he's wearing it today." (by Rainbow)
	Bud: "This is a genuine piece of a UFO! Guard it with your life, Tiner!" (by PB)