"Phone calls home to Harriet...$40.00... Broken jaw...$10,000.00...Going to Sydney with friends...Priceless." (by Katherine)
"Sir? Do I look pretty?" (by Lu's Hubby)		~Whispers~ "Wow! This caviar stain really does look like your mom!" (by Celia)
	"WoooHoooo, Gunny! It looks like the Commander just found the Major's tattoo!" (by Lu)
"It's a deal; I won't sue you for the Burpie Bear incident, and you investigate that group known as the BLA." (by Tammie)		"Wow, the Commander just swallowed the worm--I didn't think anyone actually did that." (by Tammie)
	Mac: "Did you put it on the ground?" Bud: "Harm should be slipping on the banana any minute." (by Cinderella)
"The Doofus is a rare species. He eats PowerNuts, mates for life, pursues alien prey, and is prone to minor accidents and injuries. You can see the Doofus in his natural habitat of law libraries and computer terminals: please approach with caution." (by C)		"See, Harriet, I told you that it was a clean, close shave." (by Tammie)
	Bud: "Mr. Webb, are you sure we're going the right way?" Webb: "Of course I am, Roberts! I know this place like the back of my hand. Let me just check something here. Hmm..." (by Lu's Hubby)
"Bud, I can't believe you invited the whole Jag office to Baby AJ's kindergarden graduation." (by Cinderella)		Gunny: "Um.. Sir? I think that Colonel MacKenzie is checking you out." Bud: "She is? Well, this is a predicament. What should I do?" Mac: (thinking) "Wow! I never knew Bud could be so cute from behind." (by Sarah P)
	Bud: "Is this them?"  Col: "No...They're just decoys. The BLA is still out there somewhere." (by Sarah P)
Bud: "No Dad, 'WHO' is on first base." Big Bud: "That's what I asked YOU!" (by Katherine)		Bud to Harm: "Sir, what is a yellow school bus doing on the beach and who are those people hanging out of the windows?" (by PB)
	Admiral: "You put your left foot in! You put your left foot out! You put your left foot in! And you shake it all about!" Bud: "Sir? That's your 'RIGHT' foot!" Harm: "Buuuudddd! Shhhhhhh... He's the Admiral! It doesn't MATTER what foot goes first!" (by Lu)
Bud: "I'm not looking down, I'm not looking down, I'm not...... I wonder if she can tell I'm looking down....." (by Lu)		"Does Mrs. Claus know about you two?????" (by Frances)
	"What do you mean Singer's membership in the BLA was approved?!?" (by PattyOs)
"Harriet! This Pizza Conveyor belt you got me for Christmas is just WONDERFUL!" (by Lu)		"Sir, I'm a JAG lawyer..not your pack mule! Carry your own damn books!" (by LisaR)
	"Allo, my nam ees hand, thees ees my owner meester Bud. If ju vould lak to spik to heem I could slep heem in zee hed far ju. Ju vant or no?" (by Trish) AND...(we had our first tie!) Bud: "Zzzzzz ..." (he dreams) "... who's that attractive woman?" (dribble) "... oooh it's an alien!!! Yeah, I met an alien!!! Come on my little alien!" Harriet screams loudly: "BUD, did you just call me an alien?!?" (by Jenny)
"There they go with those looks again. Maybe I can just close my eyes and pretend I don't see them." (by Tammie)		"If someone from the White House calls, you haven’t seen me!" (by CharS)
	"Commander Rabb took my Gameboy!!!" (by CatMom)
"I really gotta go to the bathroom. I knew I should have gone before we left." (by Teph) AND (another tie) "Sheesh, Webb is staring at that guy's open fly; why can't he just look away like I did and pretend he can't see it. If only he would've covered it with his hands like Webb and I did, nobody would notice." (by Tammie)		"But sir...why not? I've got the duct tape for her mouth right here!" (by redwonder)
	"Sirs, is that the Admiral? Why is he dancing like that? And where are his clothes?" (by CG)